Monday, July 6, 2026

‘Pure old-school Windows’: Ex-Microsoft engineer shrinks down Notepad to 2.5 kilobytes with ‘no bloat, no telemetry, no nonsense’


  • An ex-Microsoft software engineer has created a lightweight alternative to Notepad
  • TinyRetroPad turns back the clock to avoid the bloat Microsoft has introduced to the text editor
  • The engineer observes that the app has no bloat or telemetry, and that it’s “just pure old school Windows done right”

Ever long for the days when Notepad was a lean, mean, text editing machine? If so, a software engineer who used to work at Microsoft has just released something you may well be interested in.

The Register noticed that Dave Plummer — who was likely one of admittedly many catalysts that sparked Microsoft’s fix Windows 11 campaign — has created TinyRetroPad. (It’s a fork of Dave’s Tiny Editor or DTE by Matt Power, which, in turn, was built on the foundation of Plummer’s HelloAssembly — the world’s “smallest possible complete Windows application” no less).

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